Tapes Saturday morning cartoons. Doesn't drink. Hates graffiti artists. Can't understand why anyone drinks Coke instead of Pepsi. Reads romance novels. Tries to fit in with other human soldiers. Likes bawdy songs. Very careful about his size around the barracks. Mildly afraid of cats. Fond of fancy shoes -- although he can't wear them. Pessimist; Always wears a worn-out leather jacket; Sleeps late; Snide with non-clients; Hates monkeys. Uses his pistol only as a last resort; Haggles excessively (and ineffectively); Collects bottle caps from the ruins; Fascinated by spacecraft; Sharpens his knife and spear each night. [-5] Friendly to anyone with a tattoo or body piercing; refers to Lucifer only as ``the Boss"; keeps an old portable CD player and collects '70s rock music; never refuses a free meal or drink; always sits with his back to the door. Talks to his axe when he's alone; refuses to do anything he deems 'woman's work'; prays to Odin prior to every battle; thinks it's good luck to spit in a cook fire; fights bare-chested. Smokes a pipe; Coughs when he doesn't agree with a statement; Has an near-fanatical hatred of rats; Always gives at least a small amount to beggars and urchins; Enjoys cricket matches. Always wears cowboy boots; collects horror movie videos; surfs the web frequently; listens to country music; doesn't understand the appeal of rap music. Believes wealth equates to status; somewhat pompous, especially with peers; writes off all religions except Roman as foolish; never gives alms to the poor or beggars; looks for opportunities to look competent or important. Considers himself better than full orcs; doesn't like Gorshak; soft spot for children; throws axes at furniture to pass the time; takes baths at least once a week. Stubborn; hates camouflage makeup; heavy sleeper; fond of horses; loves chocolate. Tries to get his horse to respond to whistled commands; thinks trademarks are foolish; drinks only water or milk; fascinated by new inventions; never reads dime novels or sees a play. Doesn't like citrus fruit; hums while walking patrol; uses his broadsword to point when flustered; doesn't trust traders from Cardiel; refuses to debate religion. Mildly claustrophobic; scoffs at notions of a ``fair fight"; prefers her meat cooked rare; callous toward races other than her own; rustles her wings when she's agitated. Talks to small animals; asks philosophical questions at odd times; disciplinarian; will only drink water straight from a well or spring; speaks about disappointing pupils only in third person. Wears a gold earring to pay for his funeral; shoots his pistols at stray dogs when drunk; careful planner; superstitious; chummy. Picky eater -- hates MREs; Demonstrates unarmed techniques on loud-mouth troops; Reads the end of a book first; Makes cheesy movie quotes during training; Wants an overseas assignment. Doubles back on his trail at least once a day; leaves a black feathered arrow whenever she raids an orc camp; pragmatist; uncomfortable in armor heavier than boiled leather; prefers rainy weather for travel and raiding. Loves her two cats; Likes being in a crowd; Curious; Hard-headed; Leaves a light on in her apartment when she's out. Very meticulous about cleanliness; Hangs fuzzy dice near his controls; Talks about the ``motherlode" constantly; Tries to convince others to loan him money; Complains about ``contract violations" whenever asked to do physical labor. Intolerant of stupidity; Very diplomatic; Claims to dislike violence; Bets on the Raiders; Listens to eighties dance music. Eats only the best meals available; Baits his opponents with puns and insults; Courteous to ladies; Often forgets he looks like a goblin. Keeps a lucky piece barb-wire; Misquotes old adages; Like to nap during the hot part of the day; Talks about ``the good old days" of being a cowboy; Pretends to be very experienced with life's trials.